[BlogEntry] JibJab's latest: Matzah! — The Lyrics


I only had to listen to it fifty times:

I feel like a freak
'Cause every time I pull out something to eat
For this week
I can’t do this
'Cause I’m Jewish, and
I can’t eat bread,
Yeah, my Rabbi said only Matzah.
Any way you want to eat it
Cold or hot it’s Matzah
Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father Matzah
Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it’s Matzah
Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah

Hanukkah, no that's over.
So you don’t passed over
Get your ass over to my pad, it’s Passover.
I’m the mad flow who’s heebie-jeebin’ with the jibbin’ jabbin’
If you want the story of Passover 
Rent The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston.

But I got a question 
‘bout the bread that is unleavened
Causing indigestion
Called Matzah
Eat it for a week we gotsta.
No bread, no pasta.
Best believe that you'll be stopped up!

Now Moses made the matzah when he was fleeing Egypt,
Had no time for bread to rise.
He said "Ah just leave it. We can eat it like this. Feed it to the Hebrews."
But little did he know that the week would end up equal
Let my people go
Became the anthem,
So get your damn hands up,
Maybe it will help you pass some.

How could one bread rocket so famous
When the taste is just the flavor of the box it came in?
Eat it at one single second guessin'.
Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest,
And it’s called Matzah!
I found the Afikomen!
In my small intestine.
Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah

These lyrics are not-so-obviously copyright Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E.

You can listen to Matzah at JibJab.

[Comment] Re: Helium Doping

i sucked a big balloon nd now iono wat happened 2 mah throat. it is so freakin messed up now!!!!!! its like all shiny nd transparent. nd excusè moi but im not a druggy. i do not appreciate those ppl that assume that dumb nd stupid r da same thing. u can b book smart nd do very stupid things. trust me…i wood noe.

[Comment] Re: Kudos to the person who solves this problem

Dude, I totally agree with you. Case in point, Yahoo Email! If you type in a bunch of text in the email, come back a little later and somehow you are signed out (any number of ways for this to happen), trying to submit takes you to the login, but once logged in you can't go back.

I think it's BOTH sides that should take this on. First of all, ALL server side apps that have sign-ons of some sort and require input should, across requests, save your input as if you were signed in, allow you to sign in, then take you to the next step. Period. It is horrible usability when this is not the case and I often dont revisit. I also will often write the support people and let them know I am an enterprise engineer and whoever is doing thier site has their head up their arse becasue of this situation and to give me a call, I can fix it.

The other end is the browser. Sometimes I can't understand why I hit the BACK button which supposedly fetches a cached page BUT in FireFox at least, all my input is gone. GONE!! I don't remember this being a problem in IE, but I haven't used IE for a couple years now. I really do think that if a browser can cache pages, it should cache all the input values as well.