The "Chana and [rantsover???]" is actually "Hanukkah, no that's over"
Hey, everybody, give props, mah man Smooth-E is in the hey-ouse! Shizzle-om and a zizzle-eesin pizzle-ay-sach. (Writing in Hebonics can be exhausting.)<p>
Thanks for stopping by, Eric. Nice job (and apologies for not giving credit where it was actually due)!
Hey pal, you got it all wrong! The lyrics are copyrighted by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E aka ME!!! If you want the real lyrics, visit www.suburbanhomeboy.com aka my site.
Thanks, alex and Laura! Now what's that first line in the second verse???
The line "Best believe a Jewish doctor" I think is really "Best believe that you'll be stopped up."
the second question mark is… "became the anthem."
I only had to listen to it fifty times:
I feel like a freak 'Cause every time I pull out something to eat For this week I can’t do this 'Cause I’m Jewish, and I can’t eat bread, Yeah, my Rabbi said only Matzah. Any way you want to eat it Cold or hot it’s Matzah Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father Matzah Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it’s Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah Hanukkah, no that's over. So you don’t passed over Get your ass over to my pad, it’s Passover. I’m the mad flow who’s heebie-jeebin’ with the jibbin’ jabbin’ If you want the story of Passover Rent The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. But I got a question ‘bout the bread that is unleavened Causing indigestion Called Matzah Eat it for a week we gotsta. No bread, no pasta. Best believe that you'll be stopped up! Now Moses made the matzah when he was fleeing Egypt, Had no time for bread to rise. He said "Ah just leave it. We can eat it like this. Feed it to the Hebrews." But little did he know that the week would end up equal Cause Let my people go Became the anthem, So get your damn hands up, Maybe it will help you pass some. How could one bread rocket so famous When the taste is just the flavor of the box it came in? Matzah! Eat it at one single second guessin'. Matzah! Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest, And it’s called Matzah! I found the Afikomen! In my small intestine. Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah
These lyrics are not-so-obviously copyright Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E.
You can listen to Matzah at JibJab.
I don't know if
Why the Lucky Stiff (the name alone causes me some trepidation) is truly criminal, but spend a few minutes at his (her?) (its?) web site and tell me that that's not the work of a madman (madwoman?) (madperson?).
Still, he/she/it has created why's (poignant) guide to Ruby, which seems almost coherent, despite the fact that by the third paragraph, he's (let's just assume it's a he) talking about housecoats. I've never learned a language from cartoon foxes before, but by chapter 3, they're already showing me code.
And by chapter 4, you've made your own starmonkey by plunging car keys into an apple.
Update: I've come to appreciate what a freakin' genius Why is. He's (yes, Why's a he) funny, smart, and incredibly prolific. His RedHanded blog is a great source for what's new in the world of Ruby, Rails, and general wackiness. I've become something of a groupie. This is one lunatic that's going places (and not necessarily in a straight jacket). I'll be able to say I knew Why when…
you can use is Commons4E
but I havan't used it .It's don't worked in my eclipse